If I ever get married again

I'm going to do it in my back yard, with a justice of the peace or something similar, and just like, a barbeque.
And I'm going to wear a prom dress.
I even Have it in my closet (no I didn't buy it for that purpose)
and it's black
and it's sooooo me.
And my husband can wear whatever he wants
and it'll be fun, and low key, and cheap, and unpretentious, and great.

My wedding to my STBXH was everything I wanted it to be.
I don't ever want to do it again. I just want to invite our close fam and friends and have a party.
:)